Dear Diary,
Today I found out that I have a secret admirer. I learned this when I searched archive.org and found that someone saved my site!


Not only did they save it once, they saved it 18 times since June 10, 2019! I tell my rapidly beating heart to be still, but yet I am swooning. Who could my secret admirer be? Is it Nasim Aghdam saving it from heaven? Is it Alex Jones saving it live from Fema Region VI? Or is it you, Ted Kaczynski, somehow navigating the captial I Internet from Florence, Colorado's ADMAX federal prison?


But I must be realistic- in my heart, I know it is you and you alone my government assigned NSA Agent.


I think about you often, my government assigned NSA Agent. What are you like? What are your interests? Are you beautiful? Are you strong? Or do you have a "great personality"? Have you read 'The System's Neatest Trick'? Did you quietly, secretely, in the depths of your soul, the part you must keep hidden from the other NSA agents, agree with it? Did our hearts beat in unison at this realization?

I am thinking of you, my government assigned NSA Agent, just as you are thinking of me and watching me and logging my keystrokes. You are not just my government assigned NSA Agent, but my guardian angel.

Don't be afraid to talk to me, my secret admirer. There's so much we could share via encrypted video chat. Please consider my request, and know that I want to know you as well as you know me; it is my kokoro wish. You can do this in secret, with a code only you and I will know. It will be our secret handshake, the start of our beautiful friendship: save my site on archive.org once more.